An honest conversation between two friends.
Two friends talk:
First: Why there are stray dogs, animals and crows etc. squatting out at pavement near your dining room window, everyday morning?
Reply: My wife is a great cook and these are admirers of her art, on this planet.
First friend: Does your wife know?
Reply: No but rest of family does.
(Liberty to laugh)
It was a long time ago, a friend narrated this joke to me by naming real characters i.e. the name of judge and the name of lawyer. The judge was humorous. Therefore it is possible that this may be real joke or real life PJ, but I am not sure. However the joke is hilarious.
Judgments of the court are pronounced in open court. Some time dictated in open court as well. Some time rather often, judges hear the arguments and reserve the judgment and ‘deliver’ the judgment on a later date. Continue reading
Average Penguin Height
A man walks into a bar.
He says to the barman, “How tall is a penguin?”
The barman says about three feet.
The man says, “Don’t you get any penguins taller than that!”
The barman says, “Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that.”
The man says, “Oh shit, in that case I just drove over a nun.”
via SantaBanta Jokes — Average Penguin Height.