केजरी दिवस मुबारक॥
बके गाली, दे धमकी, नाम रखाये अरविन्द;
यह कर दो, वह नही करना, वरना कर देंगे सब बन्द;
ट्वीट करे ट्वीट करे, विग्यापनी सरकार है मोरीबन्द;
ना मंत्रालय, ना कार्यालय, मुख्यमंत्री है या हुड़बन्द॥
गले मिले चारा चोरो से, हाथ मिलाये चौरासी क़ातिल से;
गद्दारो को जय कन्हैया कहे, देशप्रेमी को साइको;
वायदाचोरो को कहे नितीश; मालदा क्रूर को ममता;
शीला पर शोर मचाया; लोकपाल को तुरन्त भगाया;
लोकायुक्त लोकायुक्त कह कह कर सत्तासुख है पाया;
पजांब कैप्टन शीला गरियाये,जितवे पर सब भूल जाये॥
वाइफाइ, गोभी 7 रूपये, वायदे करा लो जीभर;
झोपड़ी मे स्टेथो, बाहर केजरी फोटो, कहे है दवाघर;
गाड़ी बगंला ना लेंगे, बिना लाल बत्ती के होगी कार,
बैठ कुर्सी पर कर ली साढ़े तीन लाख की आम पगार;
नाम केजरियो, हे युगठग, साथ मे है पत्रकार ॥॥
This is a political satire on state of politics and consist of cliches in Hindi which makes translation impossible
Springs © Sandeep Bhalla
are simpleton creatures who spend their life under assumption that they are intelligent. They are always stubborn and very often arrogant. They are capable of hard work but are easily distracted with any new thing. These creatures do all the hard work and with very limited manipulative skill they could hardly ever rise to the political offices. But now things are changing. People are more appreciative and some them have made it to offices of Judges and recently to the office of Head of the State and even United Nation. But the problem is that at such places they are manipulated by others like their wives, advisors or parents (last if still around). Their natural talent is thus abused. The best thing about them is that they are repetitive. They keep on doing the same thing and even though complain boredom, they never change their pattern of functioning. It becomes very easy to take work from such people. Once their programming is properly understood and their obedience achieved, intelligent people love to have them around. Being not manipulative they cannot plan any adventure but their life is an adventure of repetitive errors and a tale of great survivorship.
English language is a language of adjectives, labels, names, pronouns and what not. If we take the word fool, it categorize them as idiot, imbecile, moron and fool. With idiot bordering on extreme foolishness and fool being the most intelligent among them. Here I am talking about these intelligent beings.
On this day of pranks we must do a serious work of seeking to establish a new Fundamental Right by writing it down here and now.
A fool when born, the parents become unnecessarily anxious. They take him to best possible schools/coaching to get best possible degrees, to make them a professional or a bureaucrat or even a politician. All by training or coaching. After all intelligent people like Milton, Einstein, Edison etc. needed no coaching. They were brilliant or rather genius. Now if Foolishness is declared to be a fundamental right, the whole society can be saved from the atrocities of fools who have infiltrated into every office by cramming the books written by intelligent people. The stronger argument
is about the people who do not, after all the efforts pass in exams due to their inability to cram all irrelevant historical facts about various branches of study. They fall sick and some of them also commit suicide. Now if only we recognize their right of co-existence and give them their rightful place, a vast humanity can be saved from all kinds of problems.
Therefore this issue must be taken up at every forum from United Nation to Parliament of every Country that we must refrain from converting/covering our foolish descendants and encourage them in their natural aptitude without any fear or guilt. Let their be a new word order of peaceful co-existence with fools.
© Sandeep Bhalla.