Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.One of the students said, “Im sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.”The other student says, “No, I dont think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class.”Since they couldnt agree they decided to ask the old man.

They approached him and one of the students said to him, “Were medical students and couldnt help but notice the way you walk, but we couldnt agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?”

The old man said, “Ill tell you, but first you tell me what you think.”

One of the students said, “I think its Petry Syndrome.”

The old man said, “You thought………. but you are wrong.”

Then the other student said, “I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome.”

The old man said, “You thought………. but you are wrong.

So they asked him, “Well, what do you have?”

The old man said: “I thought it was GAS……….. but I was wrong.”

via SantaBanta Jokes — Medical Opinions.