I love you Dad!
Every son would like to have a father like this:
A student (son of an Oil Billionaire) sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
The next day, Son gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:
My dear loving son,
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
(Adapted from: http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=10095.)