I love you Dad!
Every son would like to have a father like this:
A student (son of an Oil Billionaire) sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
My dear loving son,
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.
(Adapted from: http://www.santabanta.com/jokes.asp?catid=10095.)